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Stop Guessing

Pick a
Database
Not a Cult.

Every vendor claims they scale infinitely and have sub-millisecond latency. We map reality: CAP tradeoffs, structural limits, and real-world costs.

The Datastore Oracle

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The Hard
Truths

Stop reading marketing copy. Start understanding architecture limits.

You probably just need Postgres.

The biggest lie in modern software engineering is that you have "Big Data" on day one. 95% of applications will never exceed a few terabytes. PostgreSQL can handle JSON, geospatial data, and full-text search out of the box. Start relational.

Read Relational Guide

NoSQL doesn't mean NoSchema.

If you don't define a schema in the database, you implicitly define it in your application code. This leads to spaghetti code trying to handle 4 different versions of a user object. Document stores are for polymorphic data, not laziness.

Read Document Guide

CAP Theorem always wins.

In the presence of a network partition (P), you must choose between Consistency (C) and Availability (A). Vendor claims of "solving CAP" are usually exploiting clock sync tricks (Spanner) or redefining "consistency".

Understand CAP